Pieces Of Me

I don't like grilled cheese sandwiches or coffee for the same reason.

I love Christmas, I hate Christmas songs.

When I'm in the bathtub I HATE when water gets in my belly button before the rest of my stomach is completely submerged.

I find it odd that I am not afraid to touch sponges.

My boobs are uneven.

I love saying, "I told you so."

I get pink mail... =/

I hold onto material possessions. Gifts, pictures, other memorabilia, because I'm scared of finding out someone or something I loved never existed.

I'm terribly shy.

I can't whistle. I only remember to practice when I'm around people. And they ALWAYS tell me to shut up before I get anywhere, by the time I remember to practice again, I'm back at square one.

I feel offended when people don't use a recipe while cooking.

I can't breath when I wear leather clothing.

I've never endangered my life by trying.

pretending to be nice to costumers trained me to actually be nice to real people.

A doctor once told me I had borderline personality disorder.

I love to pluck hair. Like eyebrows or men's growing facial hair.

I hate when people cuss around young children, pregnant women and old people.

I can't swim. I don't catch and I wish I could Juggle.

I'm one of those girls.. I have a HUGE crush on Robert Pattinson.

I feel more comfortable in small spaces.

I think everything tastes better in small portions.

Chances are, I will NEVER admit to loving you (whoever you are) as much as I really do.

My favorite musician is a big Nordic, redhead with dreds, facial hair and a soothing voice.

I also like Wham, Cher, Hall and Oats and Clay Aiken.

I often sit in my car and count the vehicles that pass. Sometimes just the red ones. Sometimes just the black ones.

I have no secrets. Between about 6 people, they know everything.

I've always wanted to be thinner. But I love food so damn much!

I'm terrified of people touching my toes.

I'm legally blind in one eye. And my hearing sucks.