Thursday, April 2, 2009

My family is fucking retarded!

--My mother signed up for a class on improving memory.--
Me- "Hey mom, how'd your memory class go?"
Mother- "Oh my god... I forgot to go!"

--The famous argument.--
Mother- "Emily, bring home your English work today or I'm taking your phone."
Me- *brings home work.* *Hands it to mother.*
Mother- "Give me your phone right now."
Me- "Why? I brought home my assignment..."
Mother- "Don't argue with me!"
Me- "I'm not I'm just confused."
*BIG fight*

--I print off my grades and brought them home.--
Father- "So you're still flunking things."
Me- "No... I have 3 Ds, 2 Cs and an A."
Father- "but you're still failing half your classes."
Me- "No. D is passing."
Father- "I know that!"
Me- "So I'm not failing anything."
Father- "Yes you are don't argue with me!"

--I missed the bus like an idiot and wait for Aaron to get up.--
Me- "Hey Aaron, are you going to work?"
Aaron- "Yeah... but not for like 2 hours."
Me- "Can you give me a ride?"
Aaron- "Fuck! Then I'll be late!"
Me- "Well if you have 2 hours...."
Aaron- "Fine whatever! You're a pain in the ass."

1 comment:

  1. Mom- "Don't forget to pick your brother from school after work."
    Me- *picks up brother from school after work*
    Mom- "Why didn't you tell me you were picking you're brother up?!!"
    Me- *confused as hell* "You told me to, you even texted it to me..."
    Mom - "WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG?!" *dad joins in to yell at me too*
    Me - *thinking wtf.....my parents are seriously retarded..."

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