Here you go Lavina

So a little while ago one of my friends told me, "no way omg:" and then... the space pirates were after the excentric heroine, our far fetched and slightly distubred, Emiliy.....not releated to your friend of course, good heavens no, STOP MAKING IT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU LAVINA!!!

where was I? not here, for i am the narrator, the man who tells the story, ah yes, so this chick in space, and pirates after her, i dunno sex joke to booty >_> anywhos, yeah she laid some mines down and using awesome powers of hiding she made the mines almost disapper and then and then and then, when the pirates came one was like "click" and the pirate man dude looked down and was like D: WHO WOULD DO THAT?! COME ON!@@@ and he bleweded up.

but the rest of the pirates were hot on her trail, even though they were in space...and its actually not hot....nor is there sound, so theres not going to be any of that crappy space sounds you fucktwad. goddamn learn some fucking science....

so with these pirates on her tail, she ducks into an asteriod belt, this messed ed up there radar, then there was a crackle over the radio. Her mum had gotten scared, and said, " You'r moving in with your Aunt and uncle in Bel-air. So she whistled for a space taxi and when it came nere there where space dice in the mirrior and she said damn this is rare, but naw fuck it nigga, YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR! she pulleed up to the planet in about 700 or 800 parsecs and said to the taxi Yo holmes Smell ya later. She looked around at the planet of Bel-Air and said, "I hear by elect, Dweasle, the government Cat, ^_9

My goodword Miss Emilily I hear by thank you for promoting to such a staunch and respected position, I dub thee king of Bel-Air, so our odd herion hero took her seat as the king of bel air...

THE END!@ HOLY FUCK YOU NKOW YUO LOVED THAT DAKN+DAMN STORY FUCK MAN@